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  • Shutting your trap is th best decision you've ever made.

    Shutting your trap is th best decision you've ever made.

    jazzyc123yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • What if... I could get away with it.

    What if... I could get away with it.

    annacrissyesterday
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I love you more than James Franco loves posting selfies to Instagram.

    I love you more than James Franco loves posting selfies to Instagram.

    soco91404/19/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Your arms around me felt like home. I'm homesick.

    Your arms around me felt like home. I'm homesick.

    Christine244145104/19/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Don't shoot yourself in the foot. You may end up blowing smoke in your stupid, stupid face.

    Don't shoot yourself in the foot. You may end up blowing smoke in your stupid, stupid face.

    OneAndOnlyMeli04/18/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I prefer to stay in touch with people by periodically 'liking' some of their FB posts. ~s.

    I prefer to stay in touch with people by periodically "liking" some of their FB posts. ~s.

    skpatel04/17/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a shit. The end.

    Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a shit. The end.

    Bill356499104/16/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm not 'bipolar'! I was born with 'Siamese Personalities'.

    I'm not "bipolar"! I was born with "Siamese Personalities".

    Jeffrey351271704/16/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sure I'll talk dirty to you. Bitch, give me your credit card information you fuck, to pay the bill I'm calling you about.

    Sure I'll talk dirty to you. Bitch, give me your credit card information you fuck, to pay the bill I'm calling you about.

    Jeffrey351271704/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • And this is my latest confection. The farting ice cream sundae!

    And this is my latest confection. The farting ice cream sundae!

    Jeffrey351271704/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The tips are so much bigger now that I'm putting crack in every paper!

    The tips are so much bigger now that I'm putting crack in every paper!

    Jeffrey351271704/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Shut the hell up, sit the hell down, or go the hell away....I'm so thinking it but I was raised better not to say it ....until now.

    Shut the hell up, sit the hell down, or go the hell away....I'm so thinking it but I was raised better not to say it ....until now.

    rwcantrell04/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • We found this room full of these weird things. Lets take a selfie, post it and go back to tweeting!

    We found this room full of these weird things. Lets take a selfie, post it and go back to tweeting!

    Jeffrey351271704/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Jerking off is so much better now that I discovered the internet!

    Jerking off is so much better now that I discovered the internet!

    Jeffrey351271704/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'I've typed W W W . G O O G L E . C O M but nothing happens!' When blonds dye their hair.

    "I've typed W W W . G O O G L E . C O M but nothing happens!" When blonds dye their hair.

    Jeffrey351271704/13/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • There is truly nothing better than a warm laptop resting on your crotch while you dance an Irish jig.....

    There is truly nothing better than a warm laptop resting on your crotch while you dance an Irish jig.....

    Tom355272404/12/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You went to a saw mill to cut your bread? Just tell me you wanted a sammich.

    You went to a saw mill to cut your bread? Just tell me you wanted a sammich.

    Shawn356311404/12/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Why do women have 'decorating' or 'for the house' boards if they don't even live on their own? Maybe they should have a 'how to be independent' board instead.

    Why do women have "decorating" or "for the house" boards if they don't even live on their own? Maybe they should have a "how to be independent" board instead.

    jazzyc12304/12/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I would love to be someone's 'always' instead of their 'sometimes'. But damnit, the sometimes is just so good!

    I would love to be someone's "always" instead of their "sometimes". But damnit, the sometimes is just so good!

    Ashley344724404/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm just here to make sure you pay the cab fare!

    I'm just here to make sure you pay the cab fare!

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)

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