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Call me anytime you're wishing you had kids

My summer vacation is sending my kids to camp.

Searching Pinterest for fun activities to do with my kids is a great way to avoid spending time with my kids.

I can't wait for the day when I can drink with my kids instead of because of them.

I love spending time with my children except when they are sick, hungry, tired, or annoying.

Making sure my single friends know how hard it is to be a mom is almost as exhausting as being a mom.

I worry about what my kids see online especially if it's my complaints about them on my mommy blog.

I only drink this much to make up for lost time when I was pregnant.

I wish my tolerance for my children would increase as much as my tolerance for wine.

There's nobody I'd rather quietly resent our kids with than you.

Having a baby saved our marriage because we're too exhausted to argue anymore.

I know you'll be a great parent since you're already comfortable being in public with stains on your shirt.

Thanks for letting me know you understand what it's like to be a parent since you have a pet.

I love my children enough to hire someone else to raise them.

Mom, I feel much closer to you now that we can drink together.

I love the sound of
unconscious children.

Having kids reminded me why I didn't
want to have kids.

Technically, you're not drinking alone if
your kids are home.

Going on vacation with
my children makes me 
realize how much I
hate vacations and my
children.

I wish my kids would
leave me alone while I 
repeatedly refresh
Facebook to see who
liked my post about
my kids.

Having kids is the first of
many bad parenting
choices.

Let's agree to blame the kids when we
inevitably divorce.

If jumping in the shower after a long day with the kids is the closest thing I'm getting to a vacation, you'd better believe I'll be masturbating until I run out of hot water.

Here's to me stalking
you via my kid's
Facebook page.

You're the reason our
kids are ugly.

If I can get through the
grocery store without 
wanting to abandon my
kids, I reward them with
ice cream.

Children are like farts in the
sense that I only enjoy the
ones I personally produce.

Let's arrange a playdate so
we can hang out
and ignore our
children
together.

I may have an only-child
family, but you have a
multi-child body.