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Colleen1583252

I know how to blow.
I find much joy in cleaning up after your disgusting, sorry ass.
Forgive me, but I can't help you until I stop uncontrollably laughing at the fact that you are a complete idiot.
You have facial hair now? Oh good for you. You are 30 now and your balls have finally dropped.
Douschebag. Yes, you! Your Ed Hardy t-shirt makes you look like a complete gangster that has no street cred.
I like wood.
When you're slaving away in the kitchen, you look really sexy.
I hope you don't mind. With interest rates these days and my need to spend money on useless shit, this is the closest thing to owning a house that you and I will get.
Thanks for the really shitty gift I will never use.
Happy birthday mom! I got this gift for you with dads money.
Oh mother. Please tell me the same story over and over and over again. I love it when you repeat monotonous stories in which I have no interest.
I was going to buy you a really awesome gift, but then I realized that being in my company is what you really wanted.