Death, death, sex, death.
Season 5 starts in one month, so Game of Thrones fans around the world are working on catching back up with the byzantine plot of Seasons 1-4. But what about the cast? Surely, they must understand the trajectory of the show so well that they could all sum it up in a sentence or two, right? RIGHT? Well, it turns out that even the people behind our favorite characters have trouble turning the two-continent fantasy opera into a snappy phrase. I hope George R. R. Martin is at least a little bit faster than this, or the odds of ever seeing season 7 are pretty low.
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