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You squeeze nothing, Jon Snow.

Different types of publications get different types of reader submissions. For instance, we at Someecards* got "pepper dick." Empire Magazine got this "Hug Buddy" in the mail, much to their bafflement.

On its face, the purpose of this half torso dressed in Watchmen's Black is to have a companion as you binge-watch Game of Thrones. If one thing leads to another...nobody has to know.

*We'd LOVE to get one of these in the mail.

Sources: h/t UpRoxx