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Black Friday has come and gone, but now, like many great war documentaries, we can get a peek of what it was like inside the big box stores for the brave men and women who battled the customers that had "bargains in their heads and fire in their eyes."

Every man dies, but not every man really wears suspenders.
Every man dies, but not every man really wears suspenders.

Seeing the opportunity to inspire his team and also to invoke the spirit of (pre-everything-bad) Mel Gibson or that dude who delivered the St Crispin's Day speech, manager Scott from Target stands upon his register and bellows in a fake British accent a rousing oration.