How I Met You 

In a truly bizarre sequence of events, Neil Patrick Harris assumed various disguises to stalk a newlywed couple from Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

He followed them to Dallas, Texas, for the Alabama Crimson Tide opening game. Dressed up as Big Al, Alabama Football's mascot, he dry-humped the young, innocent Teresha and Oronde Hamilton.

He secretly attended their wedding back in Alabama, photobombing pictures and taste-testing their wedding cake. And when the Hamiltons arrived in New York City, he dressed as a bellhop to secretly welcome them to the Plaza Hotel.