Are you reading this at your breakfast table after making a meal for yourself from ingredients you bought in advance and put in your fridge? Do you no longer even pretend to click "Maybe Attending" on Facebook events that begin after 10 at night? Have you ever had dirty thoughts about someone only to realize that your thoughts kept going past the act of reproduction to the result? If you answered yes to any of these questions, watch this hilarious video from Nikki Limo on the warning signs of adulthood, and then go get yourself tested for Being Thirty: