Actually, the idea of a show ranking all the dudes is kind of a horrifying nightmare.

Listen, I'm not gonna hate too hard on the VH1 genre best described as "dramatized listicles," epitomized by Best Week Ever and I Love The 90s. They're rote, formulaic fluff that will never in a million years generate a truly original sentiment, but they're also amusing pieces of rote, formulaic fluff that constitute a full-employment program for struggling comedians. Basically, they're the Law & Order franchise for stand-ups and improvisors. That being said, this SNL sketch that was cut for time after dress rehearsal and is now a Digital Exclusive, "100 Greatest Guys," is a spot-on crystallization of just what makes these shows utterly and hyperbolically pointless: