Giant Meteor, come save us all. No matter who ends up in the White House next year, people are going to be very disappointed. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are the most unpopular presidential nominees in living memory, and many Americans are decrying the lack of a viable third-party candidate. Gary Johnson can barely remember his own name, Jill Stein panders to conspiracy theorists, and Harambe, sadly, is dead.
Luckily, there's still a dark horse in the mix: Giant Meteor. In 2016, support for the extinction of all human life has never been higher, and voters agree that a huge hunk of space debris is just the inanimate object to get the job done. With incredible buzz generated by T-shirts, bumper stickers, and now an inspiring campaign ad, Giant Meteor really may have a shot in November.
This could be the end of the two-party system—and everything else—as we know it.