Two words: crispy socks.
Sketch comedy show Key & Peele brilliantly tackles big issues like feminism, education, and commuication in the modern age. And now they've expanded their range of topics to include cleanliness and masturbation.
It takes place in a the dorm room of a college guy whose friends find a DVD his mom sent of herself rapping. At first, his friends make fun of his mom's comically bad rap skills, but the tide turns when the topic of his mom's rhymes are all about how many crispy socks she finds around the house, among other probably-jizzed-upon items.
I've never really understood teenage boys and this sketch makes me realize that my slight fear of them is not totally unfounded.