For most Americans, the results of the election are a very bitter pill to swallow. Luckily Patton Oswalt came up with a new product that could help you digest the reality of President Trump just in time for Thanksgiving with your horrible family. Introducing "Choke It Down!"
Patton introduced the product on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on Thursday. "Choke It Down," a.k.a. a rolled up sock, will help to muffle your screams of anguish as you adjust to the idea of the misogynistic host The Apprentice leading the free world. Luckily, almost every person in America already owns at least two "Choke It Downs," so you can put the "patented fiber bundle technology" to use right away.
At least someone is offering real solutions.