"Dad Jokes" rhymes with "Bad Jokes" for a reason.
The folks at Australian Nickelodeon (already a funny premise) released a video in honor of Father's Day, which, Down Under, is the first Sunday in September. As harrowing violin music plays, Innocent children shared their sorrowful tales of cringeworthy humor, from "Hi hungry, I'm Dad!" to "Have you heard about the new movie, Constipation?... It never came out."
No child—nay, no living being— should have to endure this sort of torture. Commenters shared their own, similarly-traumatic experiences.