Beauty bloggers are like the mystical unicorns of the internet—they can apply liquid eyeliner correctly the first time and know what the heck primer does. Meanwhile, us plebeian folk have to deal with sneezing while putting on mascara and figuring out if the lipstick we had since 2006 is still safe to use.
Australian radio host Tanya Hennessy decided to parody these makeup gods and goddesses by making a makeup tutorial for the every-man, and it is just as hilarious as it is relatable.
Most beauty bloggers use approximately 300 products for their everyday makeup routine. Tanya Hennessy just sticks to the realistic essentials that everyone can find in their makeup bag, including that brush that you've had "since 2002" and "never washed" as well as "this MAC primer that this lady sold you against your will."
Since being uploaded to the web in February, the video has racked up over 5 million views. Her other videos, including "Things people say to hairdressers," have also gone viral.
P.S. I would totally tune in for that "slutty eye" tutorial if Tanya ever made one.