Triumph the Insult Comic Dog attended Donald Trump's inauguration on Friday, and said some things that he could only get away with because he is a dog puppet with an oversized cigar in his mouth and not a human. Sporting a tiny "Make America Great Again" hat, Triumph poked fun at Trump supporters, Bikers for Trump, Mike Pence, and, of course, Donald Trump himself.
"Here, by the nation's Capitol, it's grey and overcast. Yes, the sun, just one more of the many big stars that refused to show up to this event," says Triumph of the ill-attended and overcast inauguration day. No one was safe from Triumph's scathing retort, including Donald Jr and Eric Trump, who the veteran comedian calls "the less motivated Menendez Brothers," to Vice President Mike Pence, who is so uptight that he "has to take a roofie to masturbate."
But, of course, Trump supporters will have no problem being called an "inspiring mass of overweight, over-age, predominantly white humanity" or being compared to Roseanne Barr and Guy Fieri. Republicans love not being politically correct, and Triumph is just about as PC as our current president.