Redditor Hokie200proof shared a video of their baby daughter glimpsing into her future life, seeing all the effort it demands, and letting it be known that she's not into the idea of aging. Fine, the baby is just sneezing. But this baby does have a very dramatic sneeze.
The little baby is like, "I've thought about everything you're asking of me, and I'm not interested. Instead I will never grow up and will remain a blob of cuteness that you will take care of forever. More apple sauce, please."
Or maybe the baby is tired. Either way, baby struggled to emit a sneeze, putting her in the same bed as these other babies.
This tiny human had multiple bodily functions going on.
These babies wish they could sneeze.
And you can't forget about this shocker of a sneeze.
One sneeze to rule them all.