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Meanwhile in Russia, a tiny child has had an absolute meltdown because her dad "offends her," according to the translation on the video her family uploaded that's apparently gone viral in Russia. The little child is very adamant about running away to Africa because of her parents' alleged mistreatment. Once there, what will she do? Join the "starving children," of course. Or maybe she'll hit up Finland and let the bears eat her. But first, she needs some help.

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That's right little girl, don't give up! Keep putting on your very purple outfit and flee—oh, she gave in, according to her dad's final note. Well, at least she already knows what she wants to wear on their family vacation to Africa.

Because little kids speaking foreign (to Americans) languages is always great material, here's another tiny child. This one, though, isn't trying to run away. She's spinning a tale with her vivid French imagination. 

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Such a dramatic story.