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I bet this seal went home and made manic love to its seal-spouse before calling its seal boss and asking for a seal promotion, because f*ck it, you could get eaten by a shark at any moment.

You know who else wasn't eaten by a shark last night? You. That's right. You, like this seal captured on camera off the coast of Cape Cod (by some lunatic hanging out in shallow, shark-infested water), evaded death for yet another day. Then you survived your commute to work. You're a god-damn miracle of evolution, the product of hundreds of thousands of generations of brilliant organisms who managed to not get killed before they had a chance to reproduce. You will make it through your meeting this morning.

Sources: Atlantic White Shark Conservancy