"Not cool, bro!" (via ThinkStock)

The first half of this story out of Arnold, Maryland sounds like a scene from a wacky teen sex comedy, where a teenage boy is sharing a pot brownie with his girlfriend when a teacher approaches them and asks for a bite. In the movie version, the hot teacher would wind up twerking during an assembly in front of the entire student body. The boy would kiss the girl, then high five his bros as they walked past the stodgy principle trying to conceal a boner to the sounds of LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem."

Sources: Gawker | WBAL