Liquid glass putty is an Alex Mack-like substance you can play with if you falsely believe you've outgrown Play-doh. So, novelty gift store Vat19 had 500 pounds of liquid glass putty lying around. They realized no one had ever bathed in 500 pounds of liquid glass putty before. In the airtight logic of the Internet, they thought, "Let's film a guy bathing in 500 pounds of liquid glass putty."
That was a mistake!
As it turns out, liquid glass putty really sticks to your hair—at least when you completely submerge your body in it. Speaking of which, it's almost impossible to climb out of once you do. Try this if you've ever wanted to spend the rest of your life in the tub.