What could be simpler than opening a beer? All it takes is a quick snap of an opener, and—voilà—the alcoholic beverage is ready for consumption. In some situations, sure, you might not have an opener, thus demanding must-know life hacks like using a door.

In other insistences, however, people go way to far out of their way to crack open bottles just for their sake of entertaining themselves. Too often, the cost of these weird opening techniques is a decent amount of beer. And time. So much time.