Regrets: He has them all.

Hey, kid, maybe don't put that in your mouth? (via YouTube)

Good news, guys: You're never too old or too young to stunt-eat a Carolina Reaper pepper and have all of your dumb life decisions flash before your eyes. Here we have a young man known as Pikachu the Pokemon on YouTube. At the beginning of the video he is filled with such hope — hope for what? Looking like a badass? Getting YouTube hits? Impressing a special girl at school who said, "Yeah, I'll go on a date with you the day you eat the world's hottest pepper"? We might never know. But quickly, that hope fades into fiery, fiery despair.

Sources: Pikachu the Pokemon