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Chase Olivarius-McAllister, a Colorado-based reporter for The Durango Herald, called Deputy Sergeant Zach Farnam for some routine crime statistics. 

Except for the fact that this guy has the same haircut Gary Oldman does in The Fifth Element, this is pretty much how we imagine it looked.
Except for the fact that this guy has the same haircut Gary Oldman does in The Fifth Element, this is pretty much how we imagine it looked.
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He missed the call, however, so he called her back. This time around, she missed it, so he left her a voicemail and told her to call back if she still needed information. He put the phone down on the hook, but the phone didn't completely hang up, so the voice message was still recording. Farnam talked to a dog for about 10 seconds, then started discussing what he thought of Olivarius-McAllister's body with another police employee for a painful chunk of time. Here's the actual voicemail, with a transcript of the discussion about Olivarius-McAllister:

Sources: Jezebel