Great news, everyone: No matter how much you f*cked up today, you probably didn't f*ck up this much.
You probably did something smalldumb today, right? Maybe you spilled coffee on your keyboard, walked into a glass door, or stepped on your dog's tail. My smalldumb today was accidentally hitting a table with my arm while carrying my lunch and spilling said lunch all over the floor. Smalldumbs are fine; we have 'em every day, and they're easily fixable.
But according to this YouTube video from Mohamed Qutteineh, a couple of days ago in Saudi Arabia, someone had a bigdumb. This dump truck driver was cruising down the highway with the ol' dumper raised, and took out a whole bunch of highway signs. That's a bigdumb.
Oh, and if you did f*ck up this much today, I'm sorry to remind you about it. But hey, you know what that popular song says (and I'm paraphrasing here): "Obla-di, obla-da, nobody's going to remember the dumb sh*t you did in like three months."