A young man by the name of Brandon broke his arm, which sucks for Brandon. But luckily for everyone else, Brandon got high AF on anesthesia. Upon coming down from the drugs, Brandon enthusiastically recounted the time he went to Dubai and bought a camel, as documented by YouTuber Amanda Lally.
"Dubai was lit." Sure sounds like it was, with all those strippers and that camel.
Anyone else think that young Brandon is actually Anthony Michael Hall in Weird Science?
Or, if you ask Reddit, the drugs turned Brandon into a more-unintelligible Chris Tucker.
Other videos confirm that Brandon does not actually talk like that. In the first of four (yes, four videos! Score!), a woman who is presumably Brandon's mom is wondering what the hell is going on and who is Rocco.
Brandon had so much to say about Dubai.
"I got laughing gas in my brain." Hmm, you don't say?
After a period of time, Brandon finally stopped talking. Well, for the most part.
According to Amanda Lally, Brandon broke his arm sliding into home base. He was safe and he made these videos, so it was a winning day for Brandon, except for the whole breaking his arm part.