Autumn Collins snapped a video of a little brawl that broke out at a restaurant, which is good content in and of itself. This video, though, becomes A+ stuff not because of the quality of the fight but because of a bystander. Or bysitter.  

Guy doesn't even flinch when some brawling dude kicks him in the foot. That's dedication to the pizza.

Twitter has enjoyed this romantic scene between a man and his pizza, which seems to have taken place at a pizza place in Morgantown, West Virginia.