St. Patrick's Day is the day on which everybody wishes they were Irish, but you won't want to be like these Irishmen getting their nether regions waxed. Yes, for the entertainment of the Internet, three brave, manly men got their backs, sacks, and cracks waxed, enduring so much pain you will not be green with envy.
It's like that scene in The 40-Year-Old Virgin...
...but worse, because it's a literal pain in the ass. Turns out testicle waxing makes people real testy.
Enjoy your holiday.