While the Internet is often the source of anxiety, it can also provide oddly soothing and strangely sensual videos to help you calm down. The latest random source of titillation is the Man Saver Pneumatic Post Driver, a handsfree way to build faces that could also make men obsolete if it came in pocket size, ifyouknowwhatimean. It's strangely erotic, even if that pole wasn't intended for dancing on. Enjoy the mesmerizing up and down device that will make you marvel at your own perviness.