Sunday night was the Miss USA pageant, and Miss District of Columbia, Deshauna Barber, took the cake (well, there probably wasn't a cake for the beauty queens). A girl named Mary was PISSED, because she's bad at both geography and spelling, thinking that the District of Columbia meant the South American country, Colombia. 

With near-Trumpian fervor, Mary went on about how Columbia/Colombia is a different country, not in the USA. She comes off just as educated as your average pageant contestant.