If you're like everyone else on the internet, you've probably clicked on one of those "most satisfying video in the world" links. There's something about seeing things go perfectly that soothes our lizard brains. Knowing that, the cruel Germans at WunderTütenFabrik have chosen to torture us by creating the "Most Unsatisfying Video in the World ever made," a montage of infuriatingly botched moments that will drive you insane. Fun fact: watching this video just once will shorten your lifespan by approximately 45 minutes.
What a waste of food and paper. We love it.
The clip has also gone viral on Twitter, where people from all over the world are coming together to condemn it as a war crime.
Go home and hug your onion.