What's the worst that can happen? Oh, that.

I don't even want to make fun of this guy, because if I were faced with a nearly drained sunken pool that was just begging to have someone run around like a moron in it, I would have made the exact same decision to run around like a moron in it. And I'd have to imagine the same fate would have befallen me. So, in a weird way, I kind of feel like this idiot took a bullet, not just for me, but for unthinking dummies everywhere.

Sources: KrazyKoleG