There are a couple of reasons why Santa usually travels by reindeer and sleigh: one, because he's the sort of show-off jerk that insists on being unique even if it's inconvenient, and two, because he apparently can't ride a hoverboard for sh*t. So, when you're bummed about your crappy Monday, remember this: at least you didn't crash your overpriced "walking for lazy people" gizmo into a doorframe and take out a Christmas tree.

Sources: h/t Time