People often give fake names at Starbucks, because even though it's something a five-year-old would think is incredibly clever, simple pranks like that that never get old.

For their part, Starbucks employees—who are infamous for accidentally butchering names—rarely bat an eyelash. However, one barista massacred not only the name but the girl herself, for having the gall to say her name was Beyoncé.

Oh, hey, that barista sassed her good.

Sources: h/t Metro