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Oh, kid who found his mom's penis-shaped water bottle in the dishwasher, I feel for you.


How much liquid does that hold? 12 oz? (via Tumblr)

Parents: They're embarrassing. As you get older, you realize that your folks don't just exist to raise you; they're also real humans who have needs and desires. And sometimes one of those desires — or, dare I say, needs? — is to own a penis-shaped drink bottle, complete with bendy straw.

That's exactly what Tumblr user Pyomorphic found in his 41-year-old mother's dishwasher, and he is not happy about it, as you can see in the video below. I feel for you, kid. And I feel for your mom, who probably thought she'd have the dishwasher unloaded before you got home.

Sources: h/t The Daily Dot | Pyomorphic