There's a reason we have diving boards instead of diving tables.
We are now smack dab in the middle of summer, which means that it is officially Pool Season out there. Which means that it is officially Videos of Anxiety-Inducing Pool Stupidity Season here on the Internet. So, let's kick things off right with a video that illustrates the wisdom behind the old adage: never project yourself off a flimsy table into a swimming pool.
Oh wait, is that not an adage? Probably because it's not the kind of advice that needs to be given often enough to be adage-worthy.