Finally, someone pulled back the shimmering curtain on what it's really like to be a princess.
Princess Amy was not always a Princess. She spent most of her life as a lowly peasant, living in her own filth and wearing heinous rag-dresses. Then one day, Tim Gunn brought the news of her true fate: she is a Princess!
She is whisked away to her castle, where she quickly grows accustomed to the finer things in life. Donning her new gown, Princess Amy is introduced to The Prince, and that's when her dreams come crashing down.
Much like the royal bloodlines of yesteryear, Princess Amy must wed her first cousin and produce male heirs. Luckily she has Tim Gunn to track her cycle and tell her when to mate! I don't want to give anything away, but someone gets beheaded.
Looks like Disney got a lot more stuff wrong about Princesses than just their waistlines.