Fun fact: American Sign Language (ASL) is the third most common language in the US after English and Spanish. That's the most you're going to learn about sign language today, though, despite the fact that this video from Rufus Paisley (creatively titled "") consists of nothing but 90s ASL instructional VHS footage. Seamlessly edited into a NSFW music video for Mickey Avalon's 2006 "My Dick," this is three straight minutes of earnest sign language teachers collaborating to create one of the most absurd dick-related videos on the Internet. And that's saying a lot:

Sources: Rufus Paisley