If you need a way to relax even though you have to be online, you need to subscribe to Primitive Technology. He is the internet's favorite half-naked do-it-yourself guru who makes houses, axes, and even forges from actual scratch. Literally, from sticks and mud and stones. It's also extremely relaxing and meditative, just the sounds of nature and his handiwork. Now shhhhhhhhhhh. He's making a tiled shed: