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"You merely adopted the bike lane. I was born in it, molded by it."

You shouldn't park in the bike lane because it's a dick thing to do. You shouldn't park in the bike lane because you put cyclists at risk of injury. You also shouldn't park in the bike lane because somewhere, this hulking cyclist is out there, waiting for the excuse to move your car whether you want it moved or not. Next time, he may not be so kind. Next time, you may find your car turned all the way over. Next time, you may be there and he may see you. That would be bad.

Sources: Joe Loreto