Ninja weapons should not be brandished at parties.

No one likes it when bros drunkenly show off at parties. This stunt involves one bro holding a sausage in his mouth while the other attempts to chop it with a sword. And unfortunately for the assistant, his friend's aim was not true. (Warning: this video is not really graphic, because it happens too fast for blood or cussing, but should not be watched by those who get squeamish at the sight of amateur rhinoplasty.)

Sources: Uproxx