Naturally occurring visual comedy or the beginning of a bad Stephen King killer car movie? Either way, it's hysterical.
An unidentified Texas State Trooper was caught on camera trying to free himself from his cop car like he was Winnie-the-Pooh stuck in the knot-hole of a tree.
I could watch this all day, and I am a bit frustrated that the videographer didn't hold up traffic on this flooded road just to get a few more seconds of this glorious moment. It's like watching a turtle trying to get out of its shell while lying upside down and packing heat. It's also fun to add monstrous eating noises and pretend like the cop car is eating its driver.
The Texas Department of Public Safety has declined to comment on this video—at least publicly. I bet State Trooper Wigglybutt is hearing lots of comments back at the station.