As many who have watched this video have commented, limit your lamentations for this tortoise-shell bespectacled man flailing like a car-dealership air-puppet in front of his elegant date in the front row of a late September Yankees game. Not only does he look like a good sport in the end, but he likely has other attractive attributes to enable them to sit close enough to the action for him to mess up over and over and over again (even when the ballboy simply took pity on him the third time), as if he had recently come from another planet with different gravity. He'll be ok, probably.

Sources: CBS Sports