A family visiting Alcatraz got footage of a Great White Shark killing and eating a seal, and if the footage doesn't grab you, this kid's commentary certainly will. It was filmed by Meredith Coppolo Shindler and posted to YouTube on Saturday, where it's garnered over 470,000 views. The shark feasts on some seals right off the shore of the prison island, and throughout the whole thing a redhead kid named "Keaton" exclaims the following:

"Holy crud!"

"A frenzy!"

"It's right under us!"

"It's JAWS!"

*Sings Jaws theme.*

"That's awesome-looking!"

"Its heart is floating away. Cool!"

"That's the awesome-est thing I've ever seen in my life."

Sources: YouTube