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Bananas are a garbage fruit that should be extinct by now. As far as I can tell, they're only good for spurious Creationist arguments and quickly going rotten in kitchen bowls as people pick out the apples and oranges sitting alongside them. But what if I were to tell you that there's a way to make bananas.... even worse?

Such is the promise of the appallingly named Banana Surprise Yumstation, which Amazon customers have called "cheap rubbish" and a Guardian critic has characterized as "an insult to God." Basically, it's a plastic torture device into which you strap your banana for the grotesque purpose of filling said fruit with jam, or cream, or whichever oozing semi-liquid suits your twisted desire.

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I sincerely hope that the person who invented this gets the help they need.