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The beautiful thing about humanity is that, when we collaborate and work hard, we always find newer and better ways to scare the pee out of ourselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAjku9rTITs

Cedar Point is an amusement park in the unfortunately named town of Sandusky, OH. Recently, they announced that they're building a new, record-breaking coaster called "Valravn." Valravn means "raven of the slain" in Danish, and I learned that from a message board about Folk Metal, so you know it's correct. Also, I know you want your scary coaster name to be scary, but maybe you shouldn't reference literal death in the name? 

Sources: h/t WANE | Cedar Point