First, let's pause so you can laugh at the term "squirting clam."
Okay, onto the video.
It is equal parts fascinating and horrifying. You may never sit on the beach ever again.
Just after you get over the horror of watching this thing dig itself underground, you are subjected to watching it shoot sand out like a geyser.
The internet was intrigued, to say the least.
According to several commenters/clam enthusiasts on The Weather Channel Facebook, this nightmare mollusk appears to be a Pacific razor clam.
Here is a GIF of the cascading clam to taunt your friends and loved ones with. Use it wisely.
Gotta be honest, though—we'd still eat it.