Dr. Pimple Popper got a new camera and a new patient today, a man who was ready to simply squeeze his gigantic cheek growth before he realized this was a job for a professional. Except for the fact that it required a small incision (alarmingly near the eye), and the fact that it was actually a cyst, this dude's zit was what youu imagine would happen if you could only just do it hard enough. Like one of those cheap fireworks that makes a snake, a column erupts that no one who witnesses it will ever soon forget. (Jump to 3:20 for the really good stuff.)