The true gift of the Internet isn't that it connects people around the world; it's that it allows us to all stare at other people's pus-filled cysts and other bodily issues from the privacy of our own homes and/or on our phones on the subway where everyone can see. With that in mind, meet Glenn Williams, a 67-year-old man who developed a soccer-ball-sized hernia after a bowel cancer surgery, because a giant hernia is just what a man who underwent cancer surgery needs.