This swole lizard does pushups to get girls, so we really aren't much different from animals after all.

This swole lizard does pushups to get girls, so we really aren't much different from animals after all.
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There have been a lot of comparisons between the animal kingdom and human dating, but this video is proof that we really do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel. In this video from The Smithsonian Channel, we see a type of lizard called the flying dragon (Draco volans), a smaller species that really overcompensates when it wants to get laid, sort of like every dude you meet in a bar. Warning: lizard porn ahead.

These things are totally the the gym bruhs of the animal kingdom, erupting into a sudden display of pushups as soon as they see a girl they like. Give them a tribal arm tattoo, a sleeveless pinnie, and a lizard-sized protein shake, and they will be the even scalier version of the creeps who hit on you while you're working out.

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