My now you must have heard the saga of Luke V. Gatti, the 19-year-old forever immortalized as Bacon Jalapeno Mac and Cheese kid. His pursuit of the gooey, savory, delicious dish was unfruitful in terms of satisfying his drunchies, but successful in getting him arrested.
His newfound internet fame made him vulnerable to the paparazzi, aka UConn snapchatters who continued to chronicle his demise.
The Daily News reports that Gatti is still enrolled in the school, but appears to be at home in his apology video, or else UConn dorms have some really fancy lamps and upholstery. He first apologizes to the staff, acknowledging that they gave him "so many opportunities to walk away" and that he was being "a complete asshole." He also says sorry to the UConn student body for representing them and having their school #trend in the worst possible way.
Hopefully he'll take a long, hard look at his bro-ey sense of entitlement, and will one day finish his degree. Then he can fight for civil rights with the same tenacity as he fights for mac and cheese.